Monday, March 31, 2008

Cup Final Preparations

Just a couple of nights to go ,and things are looking good at ocfc home for the elderly.

WAYNE HOLDEN'S been in an oxygen tent for a week, and tells me he's fully fat,i mean fit.
JULIO BARRESI has been taking kung fu lesson's, because we told him they've got a wally look alike.
TIM BOWLEY'S been conned into buying a £30 sock,that apparantly you wear for a week and (hey presto) your fully fit.
CHRIS FONTAINE AND PHIL McRODNEY have returned from there two week holiday in clanfield.
SHAUN BRADBURY has had his all over spray tan ,and teeth whitened for the big night.
MARTIN SMY tell's me he's fully recovered from his head transplant
but on a sad note ,LIAM CARROL has failed on his two week crash diet,and ended up eating the dietision aswell

ps been told to say hello to aussie mick who is a regular reader of this message board and has been down under for the last six months. good day!!
hope to see you there creedy

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